Catchfence

I feel I must apologize to my loyal stable of readers. It has been pointed out to me repeatedly that I left out the “other stuff” portion of my last column. Let me go on the record as apologizin’ for all it’s worth. I had no idea it meant that much to so many people. (Ezra they were not messin’ me.) I believe I was sidetracked (isn’t that a cute pun? Ya know side tracked, get it?) by the minor irritation I expressed over the younger Busch brother destroyin’, with no regard for the feelin’s of others, the Gibson guitar trophy he received when he won the Nationwide race at Nashville. I still feel very strongly that that boy needs an attitude adjustment, of sorts, but I will be the bigger person (shut up Beulah, I’m goin’ to nip that in the bud right now) and congratulate him on his win and comment on the fact that he did a great job in running that race and then heading to Poc Oh NO to run there, belated though this may be. He finished in the 22 spot, by the way.

Anyway let me get to the task at hand. First off I just think it is excitin’ that Matt Kennseth (not Kennthes as one Fox announcer says. It is Kenn seth, say it slowly with me, Kenn seth). and his pretty little wife Katie are expecting their first child together just very, very soon. Oh how wonderful, Mattie, honey. I just know this baby will be absolutely precious. Your wife is a pretty little thing and you have such a cute smile and that dimple, of sorts, in your chin. That baby will be a looker, let me tell you. You know I feel a chin like that makes a man look distinguished. My late husband Elmer had a chin like that which is neither here nor there. Anyway, congratulations to you and your wife, early though it may be, honey. By the way, I loved those robot commercials of yours. Are ya’ll planning on bringin’ those back any time soon? I’d love to have the scoop on that if you can tell me. Not that that is neither here nor there neither, but, I would feel so honored.

Another point of interest that falls under the “other stuff” category is that double file restart business. It actually doesn’t mean much to me one way or another. I’ll be honest with ya’ll. Double file or not, as I’ve said before seein’ those men, and some boys, runnin’ fast and furious is just plain excitin’ for a woman of my maturity, but I do realize that is neither here nor there for a lot of folks. Whew! It’s hot in here, so, I guess I will ask ya’ll to tell me what you think about that business. I’ll pick out the most interestin’ and include them in my next article, if they let me have another one. Just give me your first name only and where you are from and a quick note on what you think about the restart and why and thank you in advance.

I won’t take up any more of your time especially since this article was suppose to have been part of my last one, but, I just have so many things to do these days. And besides, maybe it is best this way, because had I remembered, that article would have been too long and this part may have been cut for space sake or some other reason anyway. The owners and editors of catchfence have the right to do that, ya know.

Let me know if ya have anythin’ else on your mind, but, you need to give me some time to answer. I’m busier than ever, now, with bein’ a writer and all. Send your comments to:
grannygrump@catchfence.com